[LU] Stats are funny things...........

[Guy Thornton]

a catching up on mail and mr briggs' caught my attention:

> We are the only club in the entire Football League NOT to have conceded a
> penalty.
> 
  and we didn't saturday so one match to go but is that conceded
  as is not let one in (ie missed/saved) or as in not one awarded
  against us?

> Our lowest attendance (against Walsall) is the 3rd highest in FL1 and is
> 85 more bums on seats than Swansea's highest crowd of the season.

  eerm, how can our lowest attendence be the third highest in FLI?
  what about all our other games which must be above this

  but still intersting stuff chris, where did you get the stats from?

Yeovil 
some nice reports from those that made it.
did like your litery allusion nick to ts eliot
and matt, you should have asked on here before. 
i know a couple of good pubs in yeovil with accommodation
and i heard it wasn't taken

Tickets(1)
lots of people deperate for tixs for the Gills.
Try some lateral thinking.
Get yourself elected to Leeds council thursday then play
the councillor role (sure you think of some reason such
as health&safety, corporte, etc) and demand a ticket.
ah, to late for getting yourself nominated if you aren't already.

Apply to be a special constable and asgined to the game

Join the St Johns Ambulance and ditto

Become a Leeds steward (mr gillen, wheren't you one once?)

Tickets(2)
Presuming we don't get the points back and it's the play-ofs
then we when get to the final (for of course we will) then i
guess folks will be wanting to go won't they?

well for them outside the country don't forget the international
membership scheme. to give bates and his minions their due
this international members club is not a bad did. only £20 and
valid till the end of next season and other things it functions
as the away/strikers card so you can get tixs for away games
but the big bonus is for those those that get form and payment
in before 2 may the first 1000 are guaranteed a ticket for the
play off final (if we're in it/they want it ...).
As of the end of last week there where only 400 people 
joined (including me) so get your forms in now and you should
be okay, just fill it in and fax back (you can't do it online) and
away you go.
and as it says this for those residing outside the UK I presume
that means all those in the Republic of Ireland also qualify so
that includes you James as well.

a wheelie non-footie question:
i've not been a great fan of formula one since the days of fangio
and moss (oh, okay then, hill and stewart as well). much prefer
MotoGP and superbikes (plus the non-motorised two wheeler
versions) these days but what's all this about mosley (no, not 
oswald). i seem to have missed the story so what's the chapie 
been up to? 

guy