[LU] Shame on you ...

[mark.humphries at blueyonder.co.uk]

> Jeez Tim your standards are low! Having just seen that uncensored version
> from Brian! How much cellulite on a 19 year old FITNESS INSTRUCTOR!
> Obviously ten squat thrusts doesn't burn off 5 Cornish Pasties ...
>

And also that eating from the furry plate may well be calorie neutral or
even calorie negative, but a post-coital 4 bottles of WKD and fish supper
kind of negates it.